A different interview!!!

HOW TO RECRUIT THE center PERSON FOR THE JOB?

.

.

.

.

Put about 100 bricks in some

Particular order in a closed

Room with an

Open window.

.

.

.

.

.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in

The room and close the door.

.

.

.

.

Leave them alone and come back

After 6 hours and then analyze

The situation.

.

.

.

.

If they are counting the

Bricks.

Put them in the accounts

Department.

.

.

.

.

If they are recounting them..

Put them in auditing .

.

..

..

.

.

If they have messed up the

Whole place with the bricks.

Put them in engineering.

.

.

.

.

If they are arranging the

Bricks in some strange order.

Put them in planning.

.

.

.

.

If they are throwing the

Bricks at each other.

Put them in operations ..

.

.

.

.

.

If they are sleeping.

Put them in security.

.

.

.

.

.

.

If they have broken the bricks

Into pieces.

Put them in information

Technology.

.

.

.

.

If they are sitting idle.

Put them in human resources.

.

.

.

.

If they say they have tried

Different combinations, yet

Not a brick has

Been moved. Put them in sales.

.

.

.

.

If they have already left for

The day.

Put them in marketing.

.

.

.

.

If they are staring out of the

Window.

Put them on strategic

Planning.

.

.

.

.

And then last but not least.

If they are talking to each

Other and not a single brick

Has been

Moved.

.

Congratulate them and put them

In top management.

The problems with GIRLS::

The problems with GIRLS::

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with
her;

If u Don't, she says u are FROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to LURE
her;

If u Don't, she says u are from CHENNAI.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;

If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u.(very true
huh?)

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are
TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;

If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK you! ! r PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;

If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;

If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


& sooo hard to please!!!!!


If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's
not
true....... but if u don't, they say u are
selfish.....

Changed Times
15 years ago….

A program was a television show

An application was.... for employment

Windows were something you hated to clean

A keyboard was.... a piano

Memory was.... something you lost with age

A CD was... a bank account

If you unzipped in public you went to jail

Compress was something you did to garbage

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

Log on was adding wood to a fire

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

Cut you did with scissors

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spiders home

And a virus was the flu!!!

SURE TIMES HAVE CHANGED!